"HELP ME!" said the mole as it gasped its last breath.

Poor little moley, it should have been trying to beg for forgiveness from all whose life it had caused problems for and all the damage it was about to leave behind? Will it be too late for poor little moley?

One day after catching a glimpse of itself in a mirror, poor little moley was shocked to see the ugly rat of a mole starring back at it. Poor little moley had become a very ugly mole indeed - too ugly for poor little moley to even bare to look at. Poor little moley right then realized that it had long ago allowed itself to be trapped and poisoned. It knew it had become highly toxic and poisonous to itself as well as to all who came into contact with it, but it was too weak to even try to change. Poor little moley, all the while it and its fellow mole rats were feeling so proud of all their digging and digging and digging, they didn't realize that the tunnel they worked so diligently on day in and day out had long since taken a downward direction and was leading them closer and closer to the gates of Hell. Poor little moley gloated and laughed along with its fellow mole rats at the huge mounds of broken hearts, shattered spirits and destroyed friendships they had dug up and destroyed along the way. Was it now going to be too late for poor little moley? Had all its digging finally ended at the gates of hell and it was about to be sucked into the abyss? Was poor little moley's last two words "HELP ME" enough to right all the wrongs and repair all the damage it had done in its lifetime? Poor little moley :( - if only it had chosen its last two words more wisely, and instead of saying "HELP ME" it would have said "FORGIVE ME"! :(

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Mole Control & Removal

Need mole removal in your Chat Room?

Mole Info: Moles live underground and surface only occasionally. Their bloated bodies, especially their heads, are ideal for digging, especially digging up garbage. Moles create a complex network of interconnected Chat rooms and Blog sites in cyberspace by burrowing both deep into and close with fellow chatters and bloggers disguising themselves as something they only long to be. Their true selves often leave visible signs of their filthy, disgusting personalities. They have very poor insight and feed mainly on others emotions with their keen ability to manipulate and con others. They do not eat or sleep for days on end until their destructive work is done and their sick perverted laughs had.

Nuisance concerns: The primary problem with moles is that they take up way more space than they are worth and they possess an outmatched ability to deceive, connive and twist everything they say and do as well as what others say - in their attempt to make their own selves appear as important and right. They leave broken spirits and hearts all over cyberspace with their destructive self-centered behavior. They also leave large molehills of shit everywhere in cyberspace that they manipulate or dig their way into. In their selfish little demented minds they believe they own cyberspace and every one else's voice. They are primarily dangerous to their own selves but one or two who claim to be a beacon of hell can ruin one's whole Internet, Chat room and Blog experience and your real life too -- unless they are trapped, stopped and exposed.

Wondering how to get rid of moles? There is no magic spray or device that you can use to make them go away. Some people try to ward off the little demons that they are by calling out the name of Almighty GOD three (3) times and seek His help and guidance through prayer to expose the moles for who and what they truly are -- it does work! Some old wives' tales recommend the use of mothballs or ammonia-soaked rags to make them leave, but I wouldn't even waste my rags on any of them. The ONE AND ONLY WAY to take care of your problem with moles is with trapping and removal of the low life pests once and for all.


If YOU have a problem with MOLES destroying your chat room, blog or Internet experience in any way whatsoever, there is only one way to get rid of the problem - WITH MOLE TRAPS. Just set the mole trap out in the open, keeping it above the surface, and you'll have digging no longer - problem solved. Unfortunately though, mole trapping is not easy but it sure as heck is worth the trouble and is very rewarding! :).

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Hey, What do you get when you have a Company of moles acting like idiots in their Citadels?

Answer: MoleAsses